Re(?)Thought-about: James Pond: Codename Robocod

“Their throats are open graves; their tongues follow deceit.” – Romans three:13

Common Re(?)Considerers will already know of my fondness for F.I.5.H’s underwater agent, James Pond. His iconic first sequel – Robocod – set the world on hearth upon its authentic launch on Amiga, Atari ST and Mega Drive. It was then ported to nearly each platform beneath the solar, bringing its vibrant platforming enjoyable to every thing from the Acorn Archimedes to the Sport Gear.

James Pond: Codename Robocod as soon as once more pits the titular staple of a hearty British supper in opposition to the evil Dr. Possibly (get it!?) who has kidnapped all of the penguins within the North Pole. Penguins, as a result of the sport was tied-in with the British lunchbox insitution, Penguin biscuits. Principally a biscuit with chocolate inside, then lined in much more chocolate. Scrumptious stuff, inferior to a Trio. However I digress. James Pond was to Penguins what Zool was to Chupa Chups. No marvel everybody my age has diabetes now.

Genuinely sinister Penguin advert from the 60s.

Gamers grew hooked up to Pond’s very English fashion and silliness, and its attraction hasn’t diminished. Ranges are populated with a various number of enemies and myriad collectable trinkets, with helpful gadgets in each nook and cranny, hidden ranges deviously tucked away and a number of over-the-top autos to function from vehicles to planes to flying bathtubs. There was an actual sense of enjoyable on the planet design, which felt open and free to discover regardless of being finally linear. A number of exits from phases, tons of little bonuses to choose up. It is simply nice.

Correct Robocod. Good Robocod.

Which brings me to my level. Lately – as in, final week – Robocod has been launched on the Nintendo Change. You’d suppose I’d rejoice, rapture. However no. It is a False Robocod. A Serpent within the Backyard of Amiga Eden. You see, again in 2003, Robocod was launched on the PlayStation  – seemingly out of nowhere. I grabbed it, desperate to get again to the journey I beloved a lot on my Grasp System, solely to be blindsided. It is all new ranges. Completely completely different format and elegance. Hidden secrets and techniques are utterly omitted. It is a much more rote, much less attention-grabbing choice, and completely disappointing to a James Pond veteran like me. This model later confirmed up on GBA, PS2 and DS, bringing its relative crapness with it each time. I used to be devastated; the superb Robocod of my youth had been changed wholesale by The Imposter, this defacement, this heresy. This new sport, (which isn’t unhealthy, simply completely plain) for all intents and functions, had erased the actual Robocod. I felt like my Sega copy was going to fade out of existence like Marty McFly.

False Robocod! Hateful Robocod!! (ANIMALISTIC SCREECH)

Now, it is on the Change, and it is this similar undeserving phoney expertise. It is like somebody throwing your childhood recollections right into a burning bin, laughing maniacally. And I’ve to unfold the phrase. Every part is fallacious. The degrees, the motion, the entire design ethos is inaccurate. And, worst of all, there aren’t any Penguin biscuits!

So please, in case you should purchase the False Robocod, perceive one thing; It isn’t Robocod. It’s a calculated insult to the lifeless. It’s evil and fallacious. I imply, you understand. You’ll have enjoyable with it. It is fantastic. It is an okay sport. However it’s additionally the worst factor on the planet.

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