Mario Kart has an issue. We first seen it creeping up on us when Mario Kart eight began to obtain DLC on Wii U and with Mario Kart Tour, issues are getting utterly out of hand. Yep, that is proper: there are Princess Peachs completely in every single place.
The smartphone sport has not too long ago kicked off its Valentine’s Tour, full with a few new characters within the type of Pink Shy Man and Child Peach (Cherub). This takes the entire variety of playable Peach characters in Nintendo’s present Mario Kart video games to 9. 9.
Mario Kart eight Deluxe has Pink Gold Peach and Cat Peach; Mario Kart Tour has Peach (Kimono), Peach (Trip), Peach (Wintertime), Peachette, and now Peach (Cherub); and the basic Princess Peach and Child Peach seem in each. There are additionally 9 types of Mario which is sort of as unhealthy, however no less than Mario’s actually within the identify of the sequence.
The latest Peach in all her cherub glory…
Now, do not get us improper – we love Peach and Mario simply as a lot as the subsequent individual – however 9 completely different kinds? Maybe Mario Kart 9’s gimmick may very well be that the roster has 9 variations of each star character?
We’re kidding, Nintendo. Please do not.